Old Coot Theodore Black
Theodore Black is a 75 year-old man from Nashville, Tennessee. When Teddy gets mad, he doesn't get even. He gets excited. Old Theo will then run a one minute mile while juggling small bags of socks. Sometimes the neighborhood children watch him and cheer for him. Though sometimes they falsely expect him to give them candy. The fools.
Sometimes, when it's late at night, and Theodore wants to sleep, but constant air traffic is keeping him awake, he uses his extra special "Clapper(TM)" that's connected to air traffic control. If that doesn't work, he ambles down the streets, occasionally rolling down them if the terrain is suitable. One night, Old Coot Theodore Black came across a mean old junkyard dog. It looked dangerous, but he knew better. He just stared it down for a little while and then walked away. For the next week that dog did nothing but backflips.
~Excerpt from the upcoming book "Theodore Black: The Man, The Law, The Sensation" by Peter J. Wintchester, published by Lake Titicaca Worldwide Press.
Sometimes, when it's late at night, and Theodore wants to sleep, but constant air traffic is keeping him awake, he uses his extra special "Clapper(TM)" that's connected to air traffic control. If that doesn't work, he ambles down the streets, occasionally rolling down them if the terrain is suitable. One night, Old Coot Theodore Black came across a mean old junkyard dog. It looked dangerous, but he knew better. He just stared it down for a little while and then walked away. For the next week that dog did nothing but backflips.
~Excerpt from the upcoming book "Theodore Black: The Man, The Law, The Sensation" by Peter J. Wintchester, published by Lake Titicaca Worldwide Press.
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